Thursday, January 23, 2014

ART OF THE SELFIE// VAMPIRE ACADEMY THE MOVIE

Today is all about the art of the selfie. In celebration of the launch of the film, Vampire Academy, in theatres February 7th, the characters SUCK at selfies. So I'm here giving you a FEW tips on the perfect selfie.

STEP 1: Okay, it's selfie time. You're bored, you don't really know what to do. Best you're somewhere where nobody isn't really watching you. Because you have to admit, selfies are awkward and just so not fun more of the time...IN PUBLIC. So let's sayyyy, you go to the bathroom. Ugh, it's unattractive and you've got hairspray bottles lying around. EVERYWHERE. So there you go, to the seclusion of your own bedroom and a blank wall. Pretend my nerdy WORLD MAP isn't pictured. So, you stick your tongue out, and end with a pout...and you're STILL dissatisfied with your photo opp. Time to brush up a bit.
STEP TWO: Lipstick. Something! You need a little color on your face now don't you! Time to touch up. And you can't really go wrong with a fun hat. People love hats! Here, I took my chapeau cap for a ride...well, ya, you know what I mean. Feeling a bit better about your selfie now don't you? Things are looking much, much brighter. Now that you've got you lippy on, a cool cap, and a sick moto jacket, it's posing time. Don't get tired of yourself just yet!
STEP 3: Okay, you're tired. You've got on your lipstick, your hat does covers up the end-of-the-day mess of hair...and you STILL can't get a good angle. Maybe some jams will help along with some REALLY amazing headphones. They're always a hit..oh, and you'll feel a tiny bit better after that 30 minutes in front of your "i hate you now" cellphone. It's been staring back at you for too long.

VOILA!
The selfie is complete. And believe it or not, it's the best you're going to get!!

Now, stay tuned for what the gals at Vampire Academy, the film, have up their sleeves. It's bound to be a chock-full of fun! I'll see you at the theatres! Truth is...they suck at selfies. 

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Vampire Acadmey launches...February 7th!!

Wearing: The "Natalie Suarez" Worth & Worth hat, Eleven Paris leather jacket (on sale here), Lacar Studio ring


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37 comments:

k come karolina said...

you look fab!



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Natali said...

That hat is a stunner!

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jessica rose said...

It helps a bit if your a model when taking selfies!!

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Camille said...

Such a funny article
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Nikki Williams said...

ha! this is funny. gotta love the selfies


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Caroline said...

well ... you look gorgeous even in selfies haha :) amazing pics

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Kacie Cone said...

ha too funny! Got love the selfie! I'm actually loving your jacket here!

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Leslie Carrillo said...

Love the hat!

I really want to see that movie!
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Juliette Laura said...

I am miserable at selfies! Hoping these tips help! And I LOVE your map! You should read James Franco's article about selfies if you haven't already :)

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ValKsiu said...

haha very witty! love how you write :) I gave up on taking selfies though, seriously can not master the art lol

Alexandra Sandoval said...

Thanks for the giggles!

Q said...

now these are the type of selfies I love!... showing the fun side of ones personality! too cute!

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moustachic said...

cutie pie!

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Tanya Sc said...

Haha, it looks like you're having fun while taking photos! :D

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Milex said...

it's wonderful.

Nita Lappalainen said...

Ha haa i loved this post!

Stephanie Gille said...

Heheh cool post!
Love it!
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Ivana Split said...

Fun post! you look fabulous, somehow you make selfies seem not awkward at all.

I think selfies can be a chance to entertain ourself while having a bit of a Freudian moment...who am I? and that sort of thing...Me looking at me...

as long as we don't do it too often...then it's just weird.

Stephanie said...

Stunning as always! ;)

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Alexandra Sandoval said...

Natalie! You may be interested in The Selfie Police. I just came across it through Chicago's Ref29 and thought of your post. You hashtag someones selfie & that someone has to donate $1 for kids who can't afford college.

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Ollyvia Laura Arnold said...

SUPER LOVE THE OUTFIT :)
love reading your blog, It's very refreshing and genuine and I really appreciate that :)
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Kiwi Fashion Blog said...

Haha this is one of the best topics I have read yet. Selfie! All, don't we all do it. I love how you "taught" us, talked us through step by step how to take the best selfies. You do them beautifully and now we all know your secrets! (not that we can compete because one must have a gorgeous face to begin with hehehe)

Malu Swartjes said...

Gorgeous selfies!
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QueenLina said...

love your headphones! :*

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Spoonful Of Diamonds said...

hahaha I look the same when I take selflies!

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Mackenzie Mancuso said...

I'm sure those selfies turned out awesome, I love your hat!

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Queenly Tan said...

Haha! Cool post! And I loooove that chapeau cap, hope I could find one here on our place! :)
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REDvalentinas said...

FUNNY!!!
Love your style!

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Oroma Roxella Rukevwe said...

Hahahah, I love this post

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Jane said...

You really look adorable <3

Elisa Taviti said...

You are really gorgeous!


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Rosalinda Tjioe said...

Stunning photos! xx

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Sandy Joe said...

You easily have the best hat collection of any blogger. It's astounding.

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Clare Thérèse W said...

Wow a photoshoot where your mouth is closed...(I never get that 'look'?!)

megcasson said...

Haha great post!

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I love your blog
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Dominique Candido said...

haha so cute !


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